Tales from my Ovaries: Game Over

Those of you following along on my ovary adventure… here’s the update.

Things didn’t turn out the way I wanted, but life goes on. I started having some really sharp pains on Wednesday morning so I called the doctor. They scheduled me to come in for an appointment with the doctor and some bloodwork on Thursday. They did warn me that if the pains got worse or I started bleeding to go to the ER immediately. [Read more...]

Tales from my Ovaries: Relaxing and Waiting

Happy Saturday! For those of you that didn’t read my updated comment on my previous post, Maybe Baby, here it goes…

I posted that entry on Wednesday night and I did call the doctor first thing Thursday morning. I explained what was going on, how I was feeling, my symptoms and about taking way too many home pregnancy tests (HPT). The nurse said it’s very possible I could be pregnant and that my levels just aren’t high enough to be detected yet. She also said there’s a good chance that I just “skipped” a period. WTF.

Momma always told me if you were late you were knocked up. I’m pretty sure she lied to me. She also said that I’d burn in hell if I had premarital sex (which I tested, and I’m burn free!). [Read more...]

Tales from my Ovaries: Maybe baby…

Pregnancy is always a touchy subject for me since I’ve wanted my own little bundle of joy for such a long time. As I mentioned in my review of Conceive Easy, hubby and I have been trying to conceive for quite a while. That said… I shall speak from my ovaries. Or uterus. Or whatever. It’s comin’ from down yonder…

Warning: If you’re a man, you may want to stop reading. This might get too girly for ya, so if you want to bail, I understand. I plan on discussing my va-jay-jay, periods and breasts. You’ve been warned. Also, to my brother, please stop reading here.  [Read more...]