Pinterest Stupidity – Goldfish

Oh my Jesus… It’s sad that someone took the time to devise and break down the recipe for Goldfish crackers. My nephews love these things and I’d just do about anything they’d ask of Aunt Maggie… except to make stupid ass Goldfish crackers from scratch.

Really people? It’d take less time to just drive to the store and grab a few boxes. Spending time mixing, rolling out the dough, cutting out tiny ass fish shapes and baking these is way too much damn work. Go to the grocery store. They’re in the cracker aisle.

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Happy Hump Day y’all! Hope these give you a chuckle…

What the hell is wrong with you people? Really? You took the time to make this stupid ass game when you could have been sitting around drinking beer and shootin’ the shit. Jesus, it’s a giant version of a child’s game. Actually, you know what… maybe these people were drunk when they said heyyyyyy, let’s put some balls in a wire cage wiff some sticks! LOL

Does this qualify as porn? It makes me feel dirty. Damn whorish outfit. Her snatch will be flapping in the wind if that “dress” sways the wrong way. Whore.

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I love finding stupid things and stupid people on Pinterest! Sadly, I find so many more than what I post… I could fill up an entire pickle jar with the craziness. Here’s a few of today’s favorites…

Nooooooooooooo! That’s just a waste of good freakin’ crayons! You can tell they’re not used, old or anything! I may cry…. you just don’t destroy good crayons people.

What is it with girls trying to break their damn ankles?! And if you’re gonna do it, Jesus pick something cute. These are hideous! I can’t imagine paying for this shit.

And then there was this douche. Take a look at those implants sitting there. They look like hunks of ice or something hard and plastic. I don’t think they’d move if you shifted your body. God forbid someone punch you in the gut, they’d probably slam into your kidney and bust it up. Then the final picture in the collage looks totally stupid. Stupid. Stupid. They don’t even look real. Go to the gym dude and you can grow your own six-pack. OR buy one of those shirts that just has them painted on. You know, the ones you see fat guys wearing at the beach? Sexy!

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I’m pretty sure way too many people waste time on Pinterest. It’s not just me… At least I don’t pin stupid shit. The following examples fall into my stupid category…

Introducing, I Love You Brass Knuckles! Who would wear these stupid ass things? If you did you’d basically be gluing two fingers together and how on earth could that be comfortable. Plus, they looking fucking stupid. Give it up.

Alright hipsters… I know you’re all into guys wearing skinny jeans, having Beiber hair and smoking reefer, but come on!  I’ll give you your Beiber hair and reefer, but give up the stupid ass pants. The shorts shown below are almost as bad as skinny jeans. They’re not attractive. Never have I seen a man wearing shorts similar to these and thought… “Whew… he’s a stud, let me hit that!” Stupid.

I do not wear heels. I’m not a girly girl and I chose not to wear these sorts of things because I don’t want to break a damn ankle. Plus, how can these be comfortable? To top it off, they’re freakin’ fugly. Lord knows the people wearing these would have perfectly manicured toes and those hideous flowers would just cover them up. Also, I hope you only plan on walking on clouds or something really fucking clean because those will get dirty in a heartbeat. Stupid.

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While flipping through Pinterest today, there was no lack of stupid shit…

No, ya prick, no hugs for you.

Really guys?? You waste money on this stupid shit? Ugh! Don’t you realize when you get older and grow into your Dad’s beer belly that the poor monkey’s asshole will be big enough to drive a freight train through? Gross.

Need a Mother’s Day gift for your granny? Here ya go… the official fugly sweater of the 2012 collection.

Dear Harry Potter Fans… this isn’t funny! It’s fucking stupid. I hate this ugly bastard and I shouldn’t have to look at him in my Pinterest feed. To be honest, I’d rather look at the fugly sweater above. Stupid.