Pinterest Stupidity #10: Fashion Edition

I’m no expert on fashion, but I definitely know stupid when I see it. Browsing the Pinterest today I found way too many fugly dresses that I had to share. This shall be a rapid fire version of Pinterest Stupidity, so hang on tight…

flashback dress

Your hair… it’s stupid. That dress is stupid. My eyes are confused. Stop it.

white black dress

What the hell is that thing growing from your shoulder?! That dress looks like a fancy vagina.

teacher dress

If my teacher looked like this, I’d scream. The girl that comes out of the TV in The Ring movie has grown up… and now she’s after your young-ins! Stop staring at me swan…

red dress

Geez oh Pete, would it kill these girls to smile?! I know your hungry and sad because you have to wear these ugly dresses all day, but it’s your job to look good. And you my dear, do not. Stupid.

flower lace dress

I’m positive the nightmare I had last night featured a headless whore in this exact same dress. This isn’t flattering, it isn’t “retro” and it isn’t sexy. Also, what happened to their boobies?

tan yellow dress

Look mom! I wore my bed sheet to prom–in 1970.

t shirt dress

The only excuse for this outfit would be that you just romped with your man and were preparing him breakfast. Shirt dresses are stupid… unless you wear pants or leggings. You look like a hussy, put on some pants.

yellow jumper

I can see your snatch! Who does this?! Wear a longer dress/shirt/whatever the hell that is or some pants. You can’t just walk around town with your biscuit displayed. I know it’s covered but what I can only guess is fabric that “barely there”. Your mom should smack you. The end.

Pinterest fashion stupidity at it’s finest.

Disclosure: The following images were really on my Pinterest feed. I did not randomly find images on the web. If you don’t agree with my humor, that’s just fine. I have fun laughing and making fun of the silliness. Don’t take life too seriously. I’m foul mouthed and hilarious. Live with it.

Comments

  1. Kathleen says:

    OMG! this is a hilarious post! I still am giggling over your use of “snatch” hahaha

  2. Donna Cheatle says:

    Good one Maggie, these made me giggle!!

  3. I thought I was the only one who thought these were UGLY!

  4. You are hilarious. I can’t believe the top outfit. Ugh! But that hair cut is so much worse!

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